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Tina Fey is the shit. That is all.

Anonymous asked: Your posts are well appreciated on my dashboard aswell needed ! There is nothing wrong in appreciating someones work of life and there is nothing wrong in having a blog if it makes you happy or makes you feel better. :) I hope you have a nice day!

You are extremely kind anon. Thank you very much for your kind words. I hope you have a fantastic day.

I promised myself I weren’t going to mutter anymore about things that make me angry but I’m muttering!
Here I am, muttering my way out of Jack Donaghy’s office.
What a surprise!
Well, I guess your time is valuable, but my time… [sour laughs] Your wife’s time’s valuable, sure, Shurk, she’s your wife!
But no, not your good old employee, Liz Lemon.
But you know what, I don’t wanna be a mutterer. I don’t wanna be a 41 years old mutterer. But if I don’t let this out, somehow this anger contributes to my acid reflux, which contributes to my flatulence which makes me reluctant to have… INTERCOURSE!

Liz Lemon, Cut scene from 30 Rock. (via jagweedish)

Did you feel like you had to leave the door open for any characters for a possible future reunion or something?

  • Fey: I don’t think we were thinking about that cause we were so exhausted and the thought about even doing one more episode, we were gonna drop dead. But we didn’t actually murder anyone so they could come back.
  • Carlock: I have a mutual murder pact if we ever go back.

Anonymous asked: I hope you're doing well, and just so you know I do enjoy your blog and your thoughts! :) if things aren't good now I hope they do quickly because you seem like a nice human, best of luck :)

Thank you. Thanks for taking the time to message. You’re very kind.

Anonymous asked: Definitely do not delete your tumblr, I value it and would miss it from my dash :) The world needs more people fully appreciating Tina Fey, not less! Chin up <3

I’ll not be deleting it. Thank you for taking time out of your day to leave me a kind message. I don’t know what to do tbh, I still think it would be best if everyone just unfollowed. Thanks though.

Anonymous asked: I was just curious cuz you have a 15 year old daughter and a fan blog for Tina fey.

And I’m way too old to have a fan blog for anyone right?! Yeah, you’re right. I’m a pathetic excuse for a human being. I don’t know what else to say. I enjoyed Tumblr because I literally have no life because every penny I earn goes towards my daughters future and I don’t get paid much so I don’t have anything left over to have any semblance of a life. I am also miserable because I’m so depressed about my life and that is not conducive to being socially functional so people don’t like spending any time with me. Tumblr was one of the few things I had that made me smile but it has now become yet another place that reminds me of how pathetic and irrelevant I am and how much of a waste of other peoples time I am. If I don’t have any followers, I won’t have any expectation of anyone paying the slightest bit of notice to me. I’m completely amazed that anyone followed me in the first place to be honest, all it did was falsely raise my expectations that anyone ever gave a shit about what I had to say.

Anonymous asked: How old are you?

Why, are you going to tell me I’m being juvenile because I’ve asked everyone to unfollow? Whatever, I actually don’t give a shit, I’m older than everyone I follow and everyone who follows me, I’m in my 30s. If you saw my message, that means your a follower. Please unfollow. Everyone please unfollow. Thank you.

I’d like to ask my all my followers to do something for me, would you all please go to my blog and hit the unfollow button please. Thank you. I don’t want to delete my Tumblr but……I just need everyone to unfollow me please. Yes, I understand how stupid this sounds but if you could humour me, I would be very grateful. Thanks again. X

God, I’m so insignificant. Everyone who reblogged my version of that new Tina pic, all 9 of you, I’ve deleted it now so you’ll have to go and reblog the other version! I’m just going to fuck off and die.

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

(Source: thedaymarecollection, via westernsky)